my bladder hates me

If you've ever tried painting your nails, you know the pain...

Morbid Thoughts

Mimi on the inside

Whether it's good music or bad music, songs that you listened to when you were a teenager seem to be deeply ingrained in you.

Manly musk

I tried out some free face cream samples "for men" and it was as if I'd smeared cheap sport deodorant on my face. I don't even know what they put in it so make it smell like that, but I really hate this "manly" smell. Why can't they just make everything odorless? I really doubt anyone wants to smell that on their face all day. Blargh!