Midlife crisis much?

It's more effective than yelling 2 rooms over.

Dennis is a sucker for romantic gestures.

Ain't no party like a thesaurus-readin' party. Hey, ho!

All right, so I might have a soft spot for boys with curly hair . . .

I don't think I remember doing this in the US, Canada, or Japan, whereas the majority of birthday parties I've been to in Germany ar...

Runners up are "cat-astrophe" and "panda-monium".

And the stupid words are the ones you never forget.

Living in Europe, I always forget how super-friendly and talkative some Americans can be, and it somehow always surprises me . . .