Are upper and lower eyelids even a thing? Probably not.

In the end, it turned out all right, but I don't think I need to do that again any time in the near future.

Why do I even bother.

I've always wanted grey hair and I'm happy I'm finally getting some!

To be honest, having a cheese shop is a bit more realistic than being a haiku poet.

The Berlin winter makes you an optimist.

Eight years in Germany and this is the progress I've made. 

Oh yes, and we did go for a late night milk run. 

I lost a milk and earned a comic. So I guess it's all good.