Escalators = not animals

Here's a semi-oldie from Latvia. Thanks M for reminding me of this anecdote!

I'm going to be running a little 10K race here in October . . . and it's going to go through the zoo! I'm hoping I don't get too distracted by the animals. "Huff huff, 3 more kilometers . . . OMG TAPIR!"

It's very possible.