I kinda like the pugtail. (like it really matters to you) Being a guy, I just go for easy and buzz my hair off about once every two weeks, and once a month, my bride shaves my head with a razor, but the beard is left alone!
That would be pretty awesome...but I'm really not sure if my big asian head would look good with a buzz cut. If it did...I would totally do it!!
Ahahaha the onion! I never thought of calling it that! :D