NYE Grinch

I'm an absolute Grinch when it comes to Christmas and New Year's. I mean, it's just another day, right? Grumble grumble.

That being said, I hope everyone has a warm, safe New Year's Eve and Day. Don't do anything stupid like SHOOT FIREWORKS AT PEOPLE! (I'm looking at you, Berliners.)

Needs

Love Lettuce

They stick out

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Goodbye Parties for Exes

Black Sock Hell

We vote we stop buying black socks, period.

Coping Mechanism

So...if you're with me and I suddenly make a strange noise, you know what's up.

Reindeer on Strike

Here's another wrapping paper design that didn't make it to print but I like a lot anyway. Hope everyone is having a lovely Christmas Eve!

My Christmas Market illustration in the taz today!

The taz newspaper published my Christmas Market illustration as a cut-out-able wrapping paper today! If you still have some present-wrapping to do and live in Germany, go grab a taz pronto!

The Wall

Last Day

Ain't no shame in it

I love you all fellow farters.

Sneaky One

Sick Day

Lazy Monday morning thoughts.

Nozombie

A feel-good Sunday morning comic. 

Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy

Sometimes you can't remember how and why you became friends with someone, and then you're like, "Oh, duh!"

Linguistic Superpower

You crazy linguists writing about languages you don't speak like it's no big deal!

Shoehorn

'Tis the season

Me? I would never do such a thing!

Calf Muscle

How does flexing my muscles in the mirror give me muscle aches? I seem to have reached a whole new level of pathetic.