If you've ever tried painting your nails, you know the pain...

I only learn the most important German phrases from G.

And they're free and clean!

Uwe moved out two weeks ago, and our new roomie Jane is moving in tomorrow. We might not be able to pee with the door open anymore, but we...

Da ham wa heut so richtig malocht! ("We really worked our butts off today" in G's Berlinerisch)