my bladder hates me

If you've ever tried painting your nails, you know the pain...

Ein Griff ins Klo

I only learn the most important German phrases from G.

Reasons to Love Japan

And they're free and clean!

New Roomie

Uwe moved out two weeks ago, and our new roomie Jane is moving in tomorrow. We might not be able to pee with the door open anymore, but we're excited about having a roommate again!

Scraping Wallpaper

Da ham wa heut so richtig malocht! ("We really worked our butts off today" in G's Berlinerisch)