Shoehorn

Fischdick

The only sad part of this story is that he's apparently kind of a dick (pun totally intended).

Beautiful

Pap test day. My gynecologist was an awesome little lady who asked if I wanted a tiny towel to cover myself (what for?), and then was like, "I don't know how it is in Japan, but we have no shame here in Germany! HAHA!" Anyway, she was perky, straightforward, and competent. That's more than anyone could ask for from a trip to the gynecologist's.

It's a strange compliment, but a compliment nonetheless.