Shotgun wedding

Today was my first day visiting my grandmother, known for saying/doing inappropriate things at inappropriate times. She was on her best behaviour today so she didn't say anything that horrendous, but it was still a bit more information than I needed.

Sorry! ... Wait a minute!

Oh, and it's Friday the 13th. Exciting?

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