Blondad

Midlife crisis much?

Skyping

It's more effective than yelling 2 rooms over.

Romantic

Dennis is a sucker for romantic gestures.

Cupcake

Thesaurus

Ain't no party like a thesaurus-readin' party. Hey, ho!

Curly

All right, so I might have a soft spot for boys with curly hair . . .

Reinfeiern

I don't think I remember doing this in the US, Canada, or Japan, whereas the majority of birthday parties I've been to in Germany are of this kind. Does anyone else do this?

Visual puns

Runners up are "cat-astrophe" and "panda-monium".

Möpse

And the stupid words are the ones you never forget.

Friendly

Living in Europe, I always forget how super-friendly and talkative some Americans can be, and it somehow always surprises me . . .