Leg for Dinner

I ate my own leg (and some other people's legs) for dinner. It was a bloody, gruesome dream, but I was still sensible enough to keep blood stains off the couch.

Atheism

I hardly ever talk about religion, but this was a random little thought that crept into my mind during dinner today.

Nice Portuguese

Happy New Year everyone!

Accidental Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers!

Best Wurst

No, seriously, it's not just a stereotype—German sausages are so freaking good!

talking rice

Hey man, rice quality is serious business.

pay attention to me

You're Fired

Basically all of our conversations are like this.

Kassler Dance

G's parents are making kassler and semmelknödel for us for dinner, but G doesn't like sauerkraut. He also doesn't like pickles...

Story Time

The really interesting thing was, we both stopped talking when the story time program came on. I naturally just found myself listening attentively to the story. Weeird.

Sniggle Snoggle

...what do you think?