Days Like This

Nur die Wurst hat zwei

German Game Show

German TV is wonderful.

Best Wurst

No, seriously, it's not just a stereotype—German sausages are so freaking good!

Nürnberger Sausage Fingers

And yes, I BBQ with my chopsticks. They're very handy.

Something Exciting

It was actually a sausage stand.

Bicycles are hard to draw. Blargh.

Wieners

I asked my mom what she thought I should bring to my friends in Turkey.

M: "Sausages."
N: "Ok. What else?"
M: "Sausages!"
N: "Mmm, and?"
M: "More sausages!"

Don't worry. I'll bring you something else.