Why even do it in the first place? I tell my bride she doesn't need make-up, but even when she's just going out to get a newspaper, she has to put on "the paint" and do her hair. Once again, I'm SOO glad I'm a guy.
Yes...very good question. My mom always tells me I look scary when I put make up on.
Oohhh and the eyebrow adds to the comic as well! It complements the expression. :D Also, I've considered the same but as it's windy around here (fringe blown upwards), have not had the courage to do it.