Wow. Just step on "G"s romatic ambiance. Although, candles burning make me nervous. Even birthday cakes. A fear of fire and I was once Captain of our local fire department.
I know, I'm so horrible! You used to be captain of the fire department? What job have you NOT done, Big Mike! I'm sure there was lots of comic material in that job too. (Oh and by the way, the ABC memory trick totally worked...thanks!)