You've Reproduced

What's more horrible than assholes is assholes who reproduce. eek

Horrible

Yeah, yeah, very funny. (So many encounters with post people this week!)

Assholes Cover

Been very productive today. Finished putting together and creating the cover for my Asshole series. Assholes #3 and #5 ended up being personal and actually not very interesting, so I won't be posting them here, but they are included in the booklet.

Just in case you haven't read them yet, here are Asshole #1, Asshole #2, and Asshole #4.

I'm not 100% satisfied with the stories, but I like the cover. I'm just afraid there's too much black/white/grey in my portfolio. I think it's time to go buy some coloured construction paper.

Assholes: world edition. (well, the only edition)

Asshole.

Took me forever to cut the super-simplified world map out without tearing it!

*peek*

My mom saw my booklet-in-process yesterday and said, "Asshole? What do you mean, asshole? Did you write about the anus?"

Right. Moving right along.

Assholes I've Known in My Life IV

Right. I skipped #3, so here's #4.

Running out of Assholes

I know I've only drawn two stories, but I have to admit that I'm running out of assholes.

Rather, I know plenty of assholes but I'm finding myself wondering what that key anecdote was that made them assholes in the first place. Often times they're just a lot of small things that they did or said, and sometimes these things affect you more than you think it should and you end up blowing up the asshole in your mind over time.

I drew Asshole 3, but it just ended up being kind of pathetic. So I'm skipping right over to Asshole 4, which I will draw today.

This is harder than I thought it would be. Huh!

Assholes I've Known in My Life II

Asshole #2. This one ended up being a lot wordier than I would have liked, but still. Enjoy!

Assholes I've Known in My Life

I was randomly inspired to start a new series called "Assholes I've known in My Life." Thankfully I haven't known that many, but assholes make for funny comic subjects. So yeah. Anyway, here's a long foreword if you feel like reading it. If not, jump right into the first of the five assholes. (Wow, that sounds wrong. But funny. So I'm going to keep it like that. HA!)

*The names of the assholes have been changed to protect (or something like that) the privacy of the assholes.